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English is classical jest
From;    Author:Stand originally
One

This Is Guaranteed Laughs In The Chinese Classroom. It Was Originally A Bit In A Pink Panther Movie) .
A Man Walks Into A Shop And Sees A Cute Little Dog. He Asks The Shopkeeper,
"Does Your Dog Bite? "Does Your Dog Bite??
The Shopkeeper Says, "No, my Dog Does Not Bite. My Dog Does Not Bite..
The Man Tries To Pet The Dog And The Dog Bites Him.
"Ouch! "He Says, "I Thought You Said Your Dog Does Not Bite! "The Shopkeeper Replies, "That Is Not My Dog! "That Is Not My Dog!!

TWO

There Were Three Restauraunts On The Same Block. One Day One Of Them Put Up ASign Which Said "The Best Restaurant In The City. Sign Which Said "The Best Restaurant In The City..
The Next Day, the Largest Restaurant On The Block Put Up A Larger Sign WhichSaid "The Best Restaurant In The World. Said "The Best Restaurant In The World..
On The Third Day, the Smallest Restaurant Put Up A Small Sign Which Said "The
Best Restaurant On This Block. Best Restaurant On This Block..

THREE

"Dad, I Don't Want To Go To School Today. I Don't Want To Go To School Today.. Said The Boy.
"Why Not, son? Son??
"Well, one Of The Chickens On The School Farm Died Last Week And We Had ChickenSoup For Lunch The Next Day. Then Three Days Ago One Of The Pigs Died And We HadRoast Pork The Next Day. Roast Pork The Next Day..
"But Why Don't You Want To Go Today? "But Why Don't You Want To Go Today??
"Because Our English Teacher Died Yesterday! "Because Our English Teacher Died Yesterday!!

FOUR

A Woman Got On A Bus, holding A Baby.
The Bus Driver Said, "That's The Ugliest Baby I've Ever Seen. "That's The Ugliest Baby I've Ever Seen..
In A Huff, the Woman Slammed Her Fare Into The Fare Box And Took An AisleSeat Near The Rear Of The Bus.
The Man Seated Next To Her Sensed That She Was Agitated And Asked Her WhatWas Wrong.
"The Bus Driver Insulted Me, "She Fumed.
The Man Sympathized And Said, "Why, he's A Public Servant And Shouldn't SayThings To Insult Passengers. Things To Insult Passengers..
"You're Right, "She Said. "I Think I'll Go Back Up There And Give Him A Piece OfMy Mind. My Mind..
"That's A Good Idea, "The Man Said. "Here, let Me Hold Your Monkey. Let Me Hold Your Monkey..